Who's gonna save my soul now?

Lets play the stock market, shall we?

Heroes - It picked up a little bit after the last episode. But the level of intensity has been dropping week after week. Matt Parkman's character is weak. His entire reaction to his girlfriend's death was just plain cheesy. And where is Sylar?! He's the only reason I still watch! Verdict: ↓

LOST - I have a feeling I am going to shit my pants on Wednesday night at around 9:59. With an entire episode dedicated to His Royal Baldness, I am super-excited! The Powers That Be have themselves a great season going on. I didn't think they would get back to the island so quickly! Verdict: ↑

 

NASA - What have they done lately that has anything to do with what matters? I'm for space stuff. It is pretty cool. But we don't need to be spending millions of dollars on... well... whatever the hell they've been spending millions of dollars on at the moment. Verdict: ↓

Nationalization - Since when did America become a nation of if you fuck up, we'll bail you out? Heck, what about my favorite burger joint in Pinehurst, North Carolina? Fuck CitiGroup, I want me some burgers! Verdict: ↓

Total Wine - I accidentally bought myself 5 beers without realizing it. The manager offered to get me another. How nice. Verdict: ↑

IKEA - They're just awesome. Where else can you get a couch, some lamps, and Swedish meatballs in one trip? Verdict: ↑

Stupid Chicks Who Like Stupid Quotes - "I'll treat you like milk and do nothing but spoil you" is not sweet. It's fucking disgusting. Spoiled milk? Really... Who the hell wants to be compared to spoiled milk? Verdict: Way the fuck ↓

Award Shows - Out-of-touch celebrities flexing their bling and who-they're-wearing outfits? Still annoying. Verdict: ↓

Wednesdays - I can't eat meat. Verdict: Bummerifically ↓

Disney - They're coming out with one of those old school style animation movies from when I was a kid. Anything like the Lion King is badass. So... Verdict: ↑

Natalie Portman - I'll buy. Verdict: ↑

Mexico - There's a reason you gotta go down to get to Mexico. Verdict: ↓

Blueberry Scented Candles - They smell wonderful. Verdict: ↑

 

HBO Freaks/Flight of the Conchord Fans - This show actually is freaking hilarious. That or they got lucky 'cause the first one I saw was about epileptic dogs. Good call, HBO freaks. Verdict: ↑

The Amazing Race - Rednecks, big chunks cheese rolling down a hill, and fiesty white people = entertainment. Verdict: ↑

Facebook - I've been getting friend requests from 70+ year old relatives. And I have no idea who they are. Verdict: ↓